Star Wars College

Written by The Warrior Brothers.

Star Wars College is a hilarious spoof about what would happen if Star Wars characters attended Intergalactic University. It features short chapters that combine the adventures of Sheev the nervous, unpopular freak, Nihilus, the illiterate, creepy weirdo, Malak, the guy with no jaw, Vader, the one with the potato head, and so many more.

1: What Goes Down, Stays Down
Sheev lugged his 50-pound backpack through the hallways of Intergalactic University. It was his first day, and his forehead already had wrinkles!

Although he was 80 years old. Don't ask how he's still in college.

Anyway, Sheev was feeling a little nervous. Maybe because in middle school, when he tried to go on his first date, he'd accidentally wound up using Force lightning on her because she asked too personal of a question.

He finally found his classroom: Room 21312879437653875. Or was it 21312879437653876? It was 21312879437653876.

Sheev pushed open the door to the wrong classroom and said, "HEY, SHEEV IS IN THE HOOOOUUUUUUSE!!!" and then threw his backpack at the teacher and gave her a black eye. Then he realized that the teacher was not Darth Plagueis, who he'd meant to throw it at, and slowly backed out of the room with a sheepish smile.

10 minutes later

Sheev sprinted down the hallway, tearing his nice new black robe as he did so, while a horde of angry Kaminoans threw tomatoes at him. Red stains covered his cloak and Sheev's sides were heaving as he half ran, half stumbled, down the corridor.

One Kaminoan -- Nala Se, he thought -- put on a surprising burst of speed for someone with such a non-aerodynamic head and neck, and threw a tomato right in front of Sheev's foot.

Sheev tripped and barely stayed on his feet, staggering toward a stairwell. He tripped over his long robe and went tumbling down the stairs, bashing either his head, back, or neck on every single stair.

He finally stopped bouncing -- well, honestly it was more like rolling -- at the bottom of a flight of 73 stairs. He saw a bunch of long, white necks poke into his blurry vision.

He could tell Nala Se was angry, but she always looked and spoke in such a mellow manor that it was hard to tell. "This is for pegging Lama Su with your backpack full of rocks," she said slowly.

Then she dropped a brick on his head.

2: How Slow Can You Go?
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